Hello everyone,
Matchday 2 has now come to an end, and our game against Sauvage Shore ended in a 3–0 victory for us. This allows us to earn some valuable league points, thanks to keeping a clean sheet while scoring three touchdowns. It was an entertaining match which, thankfully, resulted in no serious injuries – which is ultimately rather disappointing for a game of Blood Bowl!
Match Highlights, Under Favourable Weather Conditions
1st Half:
T1: Kick-off event ‘Dodgy Snacks’! Zombie #11 of the Nordland’s Creepers suffers an explosive bout of diarrhoea!
T2: Successful pass by Sauvage Shore.
T6: Touchdown for the Nordland’s Creepers, scored by Werewolf #3.
T7: ‘Blitz’ kick-off event for the Nordland’s Creepers.
T8: Successful pass by Sauvage Shore.
T8: Zombie #11 of the Nordland’s Creepers is taken out, but successfully passes his Regeneration roll.
2nd Half:
T1: ‘Brilliant Coaching’ kick-off event, resulting in a tie!
T5: Touchdown for the Nordland’s Creepers, scored by Werewolf #4.
T5: ‘Brilliant Coaching’ kick-off event for Sauvage Shore.
T6: Successful pass by Sauvage Shore.
T8: Touchdown for the Nordland’s Creepers, scored by Werewolf #3.
Conclusion
At the end of the match, our Spectre #6 was awarded Player of the Match.
Meanwhile, our Werewolf #3, Willem the Nocturnal, gains the Block skill. We also earned 75,000 gold pieces, allowing us to purchase a third team re-roll for Matchday 3.
The team is progressing slowly, mainly due to the lack of damage inflicted on opposing teams. Our next game will be a mirror match, and only the Necromancers know what will happen – and whether we will finally manage to inflict more damage on our opponents.
The team has found its balance with 12 players. We will consider purchasing a Ghoul if one of our Zombies happens to die for a second time.
And What About Everyone Else?
Here are the final results for both divisions following this second matchday.
Bob Bifford Division
| # | Home Team | Coach | Score | Away Team | Coach |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blitzing Beauties | Soso007 | 4–0 | Shield of Brionne | Petitlézard |
| 2 | Lustrie Rocket | Hebus | 1–1 | Gone Kass’Kranes | Davouille |
| 3 | Sauvage Shore | Vica | 0–3 | Nordland’s Creepers | Moskolonel |
| 4 | Nocturnal Hunters | Ruud | 0–2 | Toe Eaters | Nickytheugly |
| 5 | Sausage Party | Tostaky | 2–1 | Paladins of the Lady | Ombrelame |
| 6 | The Slaanesh Sirens | Wark | 0–3 | Kat’ Plakaj’ é un entair’man! | TaGaDa |
Prince Moranion Division
| # | Home Team | Coach | Score | Away Team | Coach |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Noldor Eagles | Finrod | 2–1 | Purple Sands | Gobij |
| 2 | Heirs of the Phoenix | Reddawn | 3–1 | La ZAD 37 | Orel One |
| 3 | Gnons du K.O. | Valstar | 0–3 | Bloodbound Damned | Dreag |
| 4 | Ettutiquanti | Blitzgob | 2–0 | Violet Garden | Athulin |
| 5 | Red Hot Chili Poppers | Kaduc | 0–2 | Ghouls Brawlers | Tompouce |
Following these overall results and our victory, it’s time to take a look at the individual statistics for the league’s top players after this second matchday.
Some players are already beginning to stand out from the rest and, for now, we can only claim a place in the top scorers table. So, let’s find out who the stars of this Kraken League are!
🎯 Top Passers
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | Completions |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Vesper | Thrower | The Slaanesh Sirens | 7 |
| 🥈 2 | Rudolph | Imperial Thrower | Violet Garden | 3 |
| 🥉 3 | Chill Guyball | Orc Thrower | Sauvage Shore | 2 |
| 4 | Sire Théodoric de Bastogne | Bretonnian Knight Thrower | Paladins of the Lady | 2 |
| 5 | Sunshyner | Orc Thrower | Sauvage Shore | 2 |
🧤 Top Interceptors
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | Successful Interceptions |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Fresno | Gnoblar Lineman | Red Hot Chili Poppers | 1 |
☠️ Top Killers
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | Casualties / Kills Inflicted |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Grog the Half-Wit | Flesh Golem | Nordland’s Creepers | 1 |
| 🥈 2 | Gladiat’ork | Orc Lineman | Kat’ Plakaj’ é un entair’man! | 1 |
| 🥉 3 | Queen of Carnage | Leopard Warrior | Blitzing Beauties | 1 |
| 4 | Habanero | Ogre Blocker | Red Hot Chili Poppers | 1 |
| 5 | Aumel | Bloodborn Marauder | Bloodbound Damned | 1 |
👊 Top Fouler
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | Fouls |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Hilde | Imperial Retainer | Violet Garden | 1 |
| 🥈 2 | Ostran Grandfond | Halfling Hopeful | Sausage Party | 1 |
| 🥉 3 | Eddie Vieillebaie | Halfling Hopeful | Sausage Party | 1 |
| 4 | Napoleon | Zombie | Nocturnal Hunters | 1 |
| 5 | Khem’Rash | Skeleton | Purple Sands | 1 |
💥 Top Bruisers
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | Casualties Inflicted |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Galadriel | Dragon Prince | Noldor Eagles | 3 |
| 🥈 2 | Zer’Will Biblod | Big Un Blocker | Kat’ Plakaj’ é un entair’man! | 3 |
| 🥉 3 | Kasdesock | Saurus Blocker | Lustrie Rocket | 2 |
| 4 | Ulrich “the Killer” | Werewolf | Nocturnal Hunters | 2 |
| 5 | Piment Oiseau | Ogre Snotling Flinger | Red Hot Chili Poppers | 2 |
🏈 Top Scorers
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | Touchdowns |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Bob | Wardancer | La ZAD 37 | 4 |
| 🥈 2 | Dexter | Ghoul Runner | Ghouls Brawlers | 3 |
| 🥉 3 | Willem the Nocturnal | Werewolf | Nordland’s Creepers | 3 |
| 4 | Snorkiz | Skink Lineman | Lustrie Rocket | 3 |
| 5 | Snoliver | Snotling | Toe Eaters | 3 |
⭐ Future Stars
| Rank | Player | Position | Team | SPP |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 1 | Bob | Wardancer | La ZAD 37 | 20 |
| 🥈 2 | Zer’Will Biblod | Big Un Blocker | Kat’ Plakaj’ é un entair’man! | 17 |
| 🥉 3 | Torklisso | Black Orc | Gones Kass’Krânes | 14 |
| 4 | The Crimson Queen | Piranha Warrior | Blitzing Beauties | 13 |
| 5 | snorkiz | Skink Lineman | Lustrie Rocket | 13 |
Here are all the updated statistics (hopefully without any mistakes, given the sheer amount of data to enter!).
And that’s not all! The ‘Punching Bags’ tables, listing the players who have suffered the most on the pitch, as well as the ‘Most Thrown Teammates’ table, will be making their debut in the Matchday 3 statistics.
Team statistics will also be added. But in the meantime, let’s take a look at our Matchday #2 predictions!
Matchday #2 Predictions – Final Results
| Match | Prediction | Final Score | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gones Kass’Krânes – Lustrie Rocket | 2–1 | 1–1 | 0 |
| Toe Eater’s Team – Nocturnal Hunters | 1–2 | 2–0 | 0 |
| The Slaanesh Sirens – Kat’ Plakaj’ | 2–1 | 0–3 | 0 |
| Sausage Party – Paladins of the Lady | 1–2 | 2–1 | 0 |
| Blitzing Beauties – Shield of Brionne | 2–1 | 4–0 | 3 |
| Sauvage Shore – Nordland’s Creepers | — | 0–3 | — |
| Noldor Eagles – Purple Sands | 2–1 | 2–1 | 5 |
| Heirs of the Phoenix – La ZAD 37 | 1–3 | 3–1 | 0 |
| Gnons du K.O. – Bloodbound Damned | 2–1 | 0–3 | 0 |
| Ghouls Brawlers – Red Hot Chili Poppers | 1–2 | 2–0 | 0 |
| Ettutiquanti – Violet Garden | 1–1 | 2–0 | 0 |
Final tally: 8 points out of a possible 30.
- 2 correct results
- 1 exact score
- 7 incorrect predictions
Ranking: 5th among the Coaches with 8 points.
The bonus will therefore not be ours this time! We hope to do better in Matchday #3. However, we are still pleased to be the only ones to have predicted an exact score!
All that’s left is to meet you again for the start of Matchday #3 and arrange our next game!
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- Blood Bowl V3: Kraken League 2026–2027
- Blood Bowl V3: Kraken League 2026–2027 – Matchday #1 Presentation
- Blood Bowl V3: Kraken League 2026–2027 — Matchday #1 Conclusion
- Blood Bowl V3: Kraken League 2026–2027 – Matchday #2 Presentation
- Blood Bowl V3: Kraken League 2026–2027 – Matchday #2 Conclusion
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